memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

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nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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lovelykouga:

thetrainticket:

I CAN’T BREATHE 

Me every time someone draws me a picture

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freshcleanfit:

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

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dearjorowling:

troubled child star

Still my behind the scenes favourite Harry Potter moment

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broshi-4-lyfe:

mudskipperkip:

there’s always one character that you would actually go out and buy a body pillow of, even if you find body pillows disgusting. there’s always one exception.

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dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

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absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
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sexuallyfrustratedshark:

zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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ayujochuu:

I quit.

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